Yummy...not.

So today started off with me fasting. I had a doctor's appointment at 7:30, which I thought was at 9:30. Needless to say, I'm slightly miffed at myself for fasting for nothing. But, I need to lose weight anyway, because I'm going on VACATION! That's right. I am actually going to go someplace for no reason other than to hang out (and watch my friend Diane get married).

So anyway, I am going to try and lose weight before I go. Now, don't get me wrong. I have no crazy fantasy that I can look good by my vacation, or even ok. I am fully aware that it will take far more than a month to get this fat ass looking good. But I at least can attempt to keep from scaring small children. That's my goal.

To that end, I just finished up my breakfast. Slimfast. Ugh. Seriously, why is it that everything good on Earth is bad for you? What kind of cruel f-ing joke is that? My theory is that God is pissed off at most of us, and he can't provide tasty healthy foods to those he's not pissed off at, because the rest of us would figure out a way to cut in on the yummy-food party. So he makes the good people (Tina) suffer, to keep the rest of us from getting a heavenly reward. harumpf.