This is my now.

So for those of you who don't watch AI, the title of my blog is actually the winner's song from a few years ago (the year that Jordan Sparks won). It sucks. But even in it's complete suckatude (yes, that's a word, damnit), it was light years better than this year's song, written by Kara DioGuardi (or however the hell you spell her name). This years song actually makes my ears vomit. Not just my stomach...my ears. It's that bad. I cried, and it wasn't tears of joy. I'd tell you the name of it, but thankfully, I don't know it. And even better, I can't remember how it goes. Ahhh the sweet bliss of ignorance.

Other than that, though, this was one of the better AI finales that I have seen. They had Kiss (singing with Adam Lambert). Adam was really amazing with them. They had Santana (with the whole gang...could have done without that...and all of the other group numbers actually). They had Queen with Adam and Kris singing. It rocked. They had Lionel Richie singing with Danny Gokey, and it was pretty good. They had Cyndi Lauper singing with Allison. Allison was WAY better than Cyndi. I love that kid's voice and her style. Kris Alan sang with Kieth Urban, and it was really fantastic. And David Cook sang a song clearly written about his brother who just died from cancer. Seriously, am I the right age to be a Cougar? Because that guy gets me totally w...well, you know.

Anyway, I actually thought it was a good show other than the fact that Kris really was too shocked to be happy in the end, and so the final five minutes was totally a snoozefest. Musically, I like Kris better, but my god, Adam is a showman. It would have been more exciting if he had won.