Obama, UN to tell North Korea "No No" and put them in time out

So, yesterday, Kim Jong-il tested a nuclear weapon. The bomb, which is roughly the size of the bombs the US used by the US in WWII, was successfully detinated underground. Korea further tested two missles yesterday, one being a surface to air missile, and the other, a surface to ship.

President Obama took swift action, rallying the support of the United Nations, and devising a plan to "strongly respond" to the tests. Insiders say the President met with top officials from other military powerhouses such as France, and determined that the best course of action was to immediately reprimand the unruly leader, place him in time-out for "at least five minutes," and provide distractions to divert his attention from his nuclear weapons. Piping in during the talks, Canada's leaders suggested giving Jong-il a hug, and telling him that we still love him, but not his behaviors.

Iraqui leaders expressed outrage at the UN proposal, staing that it "wasn't fair" and noting that they got "way harder punishments" when they were bad a few years ago. Obama, quickly took steps to calm the Iraquis, explaining that the United States still loves Iraq, but sometimes grown ups make boo boos too, and that to make up for it, Iraq will get an extra-big scoop of low-fat, non-dairy soy-ice product after dinner, if Iraq promises to eat all its veggies and help South Korea with its homework.

In the end, everyone held hands and sang kombya until sundown, when they all got in their toyota priuses and drove home at a reasonable speed.