So, as you know, I stopped drinking diet coke almost 2 weeks ago. I don't seem to have any ill side effects from it, but I have to say that I haven't really seen any benefit from it either. Of course, as you also know, I had to start taking drugs halfway through my experiment that probably are masking any good effects from the no-diet-coke thing.
At any rate, I think that I have been successful at the no-diet-coke thing because I committed to stopping on my blog, and I would have had to publicly shame myself if I started drinking it. Thus, my idea for the Public Humiliation Diet.
I am going on a diet. And, no, I'm not going to be one of those annoying people who tells everyone every day about their diet adventures. I'm not going to talk about how I feel and all that crap. But if I go off the diet, I am going to put it on the blog so you guys can mock my weak ass. Maybe the threat of having to tell the world when I eat a bunch of junk food will actually keep me from doing it. We'll see (of course, we all know the meaning of "we'll see.")
UPDATE: So I have a new follower (hey Dave). He added himself this morning after I posted this. I can only assume it was so he would not miss when I fail miserably at my diet! :-)
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You could try the lard diet, like my parents
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ReplyDeleteOr; you could try the diet by disease like I did when I detached my retina. 5 surgeries and monocular vision had me imitating the bulimics...lost 20 pounds! Bulimia me - it works!
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