So today is Kelvin's birthday. I won't tell you how old he is for two reasons. First, that's something he can share with you if he wants, but it's not my place to say. Second, he's older than me, but he looks younger than me, and I don't want to be reminded of that by having to tell your sorry ass how old he is.
So anyway, happy birthday babe. I hope you have a good one. Which will be no thanks to me because I didn't bother doing anything special for you. But that's just because I know you don't want anyone to make a fuss, and I care about what you want.
I also need to update everyone on how the diet coke thing is going. It's now been almost a week, and I am doing good. I still crave them, but I think that's me craving the taste of them. My headaches have started to go away, though, so I think I'm about over the bad part. Frankly, other than beeing a little tired and having headaches, it wasn't that bad. I have basically stayed the same weight, and I don't feel any better or any worse. But here's my new problem. I'm taking these stupid hormones now (see my last entry) and they have really icky side effects. So I am probably not going to feel any better until I get off those in two weeks. So I may have to extend or (better yet) suspend my experiment until next month. Thoughts? Suggestions?
Finally, I watched part of Obama's sales pitch yesterrday. I have a couple of comments. First, he made me seasick going back and forth between the two teleprompters. Seriously, dude, don't switch sides every sentence. It's annoying as all get out. It's almost as annoying as Bush's long pauses. Second, stop trying to hide the fact that you are selling your bill. It's obvious what you are doing, and it's patronizing for you to try to mask your agenda. Oh, and seriously, don't ever preempt House again. That is just not acceptable. There's plenty of time during the day that you can suck an hour of my life without me noticing. Be a little more considerate, pal.
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The whole theory behind "diet soda makes you fat" is that it accustoms you to drinking/eating sweet things, so you will continue craving them, and will eat ones with calories next. I don't buy it. Diet coke isn't that sweet for one. Two, it fills you up when maybe you would instead eat something (like a honey butter biscuit, or my particular downfall, a glazed sour cream donut from the HEB).
ReplyDeleteBut I do prefer Crystal Light to diet soda, because it has vitamins in it. And calcium.
Happy birthday Kelvin!!!!
Yeah, I don't think it's working for me. I just drink gatorade or tea instead, and frankly, those are just as sweet, if not sweeter. But I still think that drinking diet coke exclusively is bad, so it's probably a good idea for me to get un-addicted and then go to drinking one occaisionally.
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