Ok, not you. The people who use my bathroom. You know, the ones who don't wash their hands unless cornered. You suck. Now, not only do you not wash your hands, and go pee in the stall right next to mine. Now you have added hanging out and chatting with your friends in the bathroom. The bathroom is NOT the place to chat it up! Let's look at the facts:
1. People have to go to the bathroom for 4 reasons: a) wash their hands, b) pee, c) take a dump, d) other feminine hygiene reasons. That's it. There's no other reason to be in there.
2. When a person is engaged in any of b, c or d, above, she would prefer to be alone. When engaged in c, many women (Yes, Rebecca...I'm talking about you) (and men too...think shitbreak from American Pie), refuse to, er, perform for an audience.
3. The bathrooms stink (especially the work bathrooms). After all, there's a lot of 1c happening there in any given day, and 1d doesn't produce fantastic results either.
So, knowing that these three things are true, why, why, why would you stand around in there chatting it up? Don't get me wrong, I understand the idle conversation of two people that go in together, do what needs to be done, and then leave together. What I don't get is the people that go in, see someone they know, and stop to have a 10 minute conversation with them. GET THE HELL OUT! Go talk in the hall or your office---or better yet, IM one another. I don't even want to hear your voice, much less hear it while I'm dropping a deuce!
By the way, one of the women who is guilty of this on my floor is the same woman who refuses to wash her hands. I can't imagine being as socially inept as her...on second thought, I probably was on Saturday night, but I was totally drunk, so I had an excuse. This bitch does this kind of thing sober. That makes her vile and repugnant, and she should be shot.
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LOL. LMFAO.
ReplyDeletebeing a chick, you miss the entertaining phenomenon of conversation occurring during "the reason for the season" (as you goys say at christmas). the most fun is when two or even three guys walk to the restroom together, talking it up, stand up to the urinals, take a leak while chatting, wash/don't their hands while talking, then leave while talking. big fun.
ReplyDeleteoh, and tell me your thoughts on cell phone use in the can? i've seen/heard dudes at the urinal and in the stall talk on the phone. disgusting, every time.
Ok, chicks chat it up in the bathroom all the time. They just talk throguh the stall walls. While I'm not a fan of that, I'll accept it. Hell, it even masks noises that you don't necessarily want other to hear. I just don't like when the stop to talk.
ReplyDeleteAs for cell phones usage...if it were up to me (and I very much think it should be), there would be a strict no-cell policy for all bathrooms. The punishment for violating it would be throwing the phone in the toilet.