Thankfully, I used to be less lazy, and so my old blog if full of insightful, witty posts (shut up, and let me live in my little fantasy world, ok?). So what I am going to do is start moving my old posts from that blog (which I no longer use), to this one. If you read the old blog (Kathy, Mark), then sorry...you'll be forced to suffer without new Carole's Blog material when I do this. Hopefully, I'll still have enough new thoughts to keep the blog somewhat current.
So without further ado...the first (well, second if you count the parking garage one from the other day) installment of Carole's old posts (followed by a picture of last night's hail):
So I think there must be something wrong with me. I have been watching a lot of Curious George lately (nothing wrong with that...I have a three-year-old). The thing is, I think I have a crush on the man with the yellow hat. See, I told you, there is something wrong with me. But let me at lest try to defend myself.
1) He's single
2) He's loaded. He has a nice apartment in downtown New York, and a nice house in the country.
3) He has a nice car. It's a sweet convertible.
4) His clothes always match.
5) He is clearly very caring. He takes damn good care of that monkey.
6) He's cultural. I can't tell for sure what he does for a living (and I haven't seen the movie, so if they say in that, let me know), but he's friends with lots of cool scientist-type people. He likes going to the museum, and he seems to be somehow affiliated with it (he gives speeches there and whatnot).
7) He's got a lot of patience. He didn't even get mad at George when he accidentally bought 100 dozen donuts.
8) He has a good sense of humor.
9) His apartment is always very clean.
10) Oh shit...is he gay? Nah, that would be too much for PBS to tackle. So, tada! He's straight!
So seriously. I think I may put him on my list. That way, just in case he turns out to be a real person, and he happens to run into me while visiting a friend in Austin, and he happens to be straight, it's not cheating.
Yeah, there's something wrong with me.
Here's the hail pictures. The first two were taken during the storm, the last two were taken after it stopped raining (about 30 minutes after the hail hit). The biggest hail I saw was about 2", but I didn't go traipsing around looking for bigger pieces. The news showed people with tennis-ball-sized pieces.
That's ok; I like rereading them anyway.
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