Thursday, March 26, 2009

Back-alley waxing...literally and figuratively

So a friend of mine posted an article about New Jersey's recent attempts to ban brazillian waxing. For those of you who are not well-versed in such matters, a brazillian traditionally means you take it all off. You know the saying...smooth as a baby's bottom.

Anyway, the good people (and by good people, I mean elected officials) of New Jersey are apparently afraid that salons are not properly triaing thier employees, and there's a risk of injury. I'm pretty sure that when you ask someone hot-glue a cloth strip to your girlie parts and then yank it off, you're aware there may be injury. I also find it ironic that this is the social issue the legislators of Jersey decided to tackle.

At any rate, you know if its made illegal, jersey girls of all ages are going to have to resort to getting their back-alleys waxed in back-alley waxes. Don't these legislators realize that bushes need to be trimmed? After all, it is the garden state. Pruning is in their blood.

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  1. LMFAO. Thank goodness for Angie at Blush, keeping the back alleys of Austin beautifully landscaped. Or xeriscaped, as the case may be.

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