Twitter

So, it's been a while since I wrote anything, but I just haven't been inspired. Until today when I was driving into work, and I saw the marquee on the side of one of the Camp Mabry buildings. It said "Twitter TexasGuard."

Seriously? The National Guard has a twitter page? What the hell do they say?

doing push-ups now. God these suck

Woke up an hour early today at 4:00am. I'm tired, but I'm so pissed off at getting up this early that I think I'm gonna go kick someones ass.

College tuition isn't worth it. Run while you can!

Just ate chow. My dog eats better than this, and I buy him the cheap food.

Lance Armstrong has a twitter page. I'm sure it's him personally sending out the messages too:

Andreas Kloden is right behind me. He's such a pansy-ass prick. I'm thinking of sticking my leg out and making him crash. I'm so going to kick his ass in this race.

I know I said I'd be happy just getting the team water, but did anyone actually believe that?

Does anyone know a hot skinny celebrity I can date until she gets cancer?

Doesn't Levi Leipheimer look dreamy in those bike shorts?

The other day during the College World Series (which LSU won), they showed Les Miles tweetting.* LES MILES! He's a freaking football coach for Christ sake! What the hell does he have to tell the world?

Recruited another guy today. He's f'ing huge. His arms are the size of elephant legs. He's gonna be great on the defensive line if I can just keep him out of prison.

We did drills this morning, and then I thought up this great trick play. Here's how it goes...Psyche! I'm not telling you! You'll just got tell USC!

Hehehe. Nick Saban is a retard to have left this place. These people treat me like I'm the king of the world!

* Is it tweeting? What the hell is the verb for sending tweets? God, it's a whole new language.